swear to god if one more assclown rolls up into my house talking about how much my sister and I look alike I’m gonna just leave
there is no way I look like a hot mess that often
excuse me, but my baby sister is a crusty ass niglet with a personality to match
everyone talks about wanting pizza but seriously some well-cooked steak will get you farther
Stalking my blog i see? Might as well follow me lol
In the wine I smell… *sniffs* middle aged finance worker?
game of thrones more like game of who the fuck are you?
when in doubt just wait until they scream their name during a fight